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Do you work endless hours without knowing why? Do you forget to sleep, eat, drink, or breathe just to run a convention? You've got the Con Staph. You'd better report for treatment immediately.
You asked me repeatedly for Baby-Tee's, so you're going to get them. The first of the Baby Tee's we'll release is a oh so typical (but still tasty) pink version of the Certified 100% Orgasmic shirt. Don't be shy, tell everyone that Meg Ryan has got nothing on you. You too are Certified 100% Orgasmic.
The title says it all. While everyone else is busy trying to find organic, free range, totally natural foods, you've got your eye on something that everyone can enjoy. Why be shy? Men and Women of the world, show everyone that you are in fact Certified 100% Orgasmic!
The same design as the upcoming Certified 100% Orgasmic shirt, this 2 x 3 inch button is easily placed anywhere you see fit. Attention grabbing and distinctive, this button will give everyone something to talk about. Certifications are not provided by MSG Inside except by invitation.
Drama. Its everywhere you go, and you're starting to go insane. Whether its your friend's incessant need to detail the horrors of his girlfriend, or your roommate's insane need to ruin your every attempt to get a simple night's sleep because she has "issues" -- it intrudes on your life at every turn. Why put up with it anymore? Tell everyone around you in very clear words - around you it is a Drama Free Zone.
There's far too much Drama going around in the world these days. Sometimes it helps to mark yourself clearly - and this button is the perfect way to do it.
There's far too much Drama going around in the world these days. If you want to designate an area "Drama Free" - use this handy sticker. Perfect for cars, walls, laptops, monitors, anywhere you want to be Drama Free.

 

 

 

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"Certified 100% Orgasmic" and "Con-Staph" are Trademarks of Terry Chu. Images and pages Copyright 2005 Terry Chu. Images are used with permission, all rights reserved.